Monday, 29 July 2024

DOCTOR WHO: SEASON-BY-SEASON - SEASON ONE (OR SERIES FOURTEEN. OR, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET CRAZY, SEASON FORTY!)

The Essay about Time Loops continues to wait.... 



It seems my decision to watch and review every season of Doctor Who during the 60th anniversary year was a good one. A lot of people responded to it well and it reflected nicely in my readership numbers, too (just so you know, by the way, I have refused to monetize this blog as I did not want to flood it with annoying ads. I do this all out of sheer fan love!). 

As someone who enjoys patterns and structure, my intention with my Season Reviews was to wait until the next ten year anniversary and start doing them again. But I, very quickly, realized what a silly plan that was. Would I be still writing this blog in a decade's time? Would blogs even exist that far into the future?! Would Doctor Who still be on the air for its 70th anniversary? There are a lot uncertainties going on, here. At the same time as I pondered all this, I made an important realization: Folks really love these Season Reviews. Why make them wait so long to get some more?!   

So, from now on, I will do a Review at the end of every season. That seems the best way. 


STORY-BY-STORY 

Just like when I was reviewing those 14-part seasons from the late 80s, this series is short enough to just go through it episode-by-episode. Which is ever-so-slightly alarming, of course. Those 14-parters were the beginning of the end for Classic Who. I can't help but wonder if New Who is on the same course.

Anyhow, if you read my Review of the 60th Anniversary Specials, you'll notice I did not include The Church on Ruby Road in it. It didn't really feel like it belonged there. While we do get a fair amount of Ncuti in The Giggle, it's still not his first "proper" story. Church on Ruby Road, on the other hand, definitely feels like the start of something new. Personally, I feel it belongs in his first season rather than part of the 60th Anniversary. Even though the episode actually came out in 2023. 

On the other end of the spectrum, we do have Joy to the World coming up as the 2024 Christmas Special. Something that I suspect will probably fit in better with the Season Two (or Series Fifteen or Season Forty-One) Review. Some major arcs came to a conclusion at the end of Empire of Death. More than likely, this year's Christmas Special will embark upon some new storylines. 

Which means, of course, that this season runs from Church on Ruby Road to Empire of Death (in my opinion, at least). 

Now that we've made that clear, let's get on with picking the eps apart! 


HELLO RUBY SUNDAY (WHO COULD HANG A NAME ON YOU?)

I will just say it: this new era is off to a very shaky start. RTD wanted the Christmas Special to have a one-hour run-time but forgot to bring enough plot along to fill it! 

For a considerable amount of time, absolutely nothing happens in this story. It's just an endless array of spindly arms suddenly popping into a shot and secretly arranging for nasty things to happen (sometimes under impossible conditions - how exactly does a goblin sneak up to Ruby in the middle of an open street and pierce a hole in the bottom of her grocery bag without anyone noticing?!). This sort of thing goes on for about the first twenty minutes of the story. Even on my very first viewing - where I'm still very excited to be watching a new episode - I found myself saying: "Yup. We get it. Goblins are up to some mischief. Can we move on to something else, now, please?!

The Goblin Mischief does settle down a bit for us to meet Ruby's family. While a bit heartwarming (how can we not adore the grandma that just wants a damn tea?!), this whole sequence feels like it's dragging too. The episode really would have worked sooo much better within a 46-minute format. We would have gotten to the good stuff faster and not have to go through an endless amount of stalling.

And there is some good stuff in Church on Ruby Road. When they do finally climb aboard the Goblin Ship, things get quite interesting. It's especially fun watching the Doctor trying to figure out a whole new science. And, while the musical sequence had the potential to fall flat on its ass and feel really dumb, it actually works quite well. Especially when the Doctor realizes he can draw things out long enough to come up with a solution by keeping the song going. 

The alternative reality where Ruby got eaten as a baby is the other really good bit in this story. The gigantic tonal shift was very well-executed. Particularly the performance we get from Michelle Greenidge - the actress playing Ruby's Mom. She is such a changed woman in this scene and we truly get swept up in the despair of a life without her adopted daughter. 

That's the good stuff. But there's still a substantial bit of story left after it's over. And quite a lot of it really only goes so well.  The Doctor suddenly producing a gadget we've never seen before that ends up saving the day frequently feels like a weak plot device. His mass-canceling gloves definitely have that effect. They become, pretty much, the fix for everything. And the fact that they can do so much with only 3% power left becomes just a bit too much of a stretch on credulity. I wish my phone worked that well when the charge was that low!

While Church on Ruby Road is largely disappointing, it does have one more saving grace that is worth mentioning: I am already in love with Ncuti's Doctor. Not only does he bring something new and interesting to the role, but RTD even appears to be writing him differently. Gone are the days of the mile-a-minute hyperactive chatterbox fanboy/girl that we've been getting throughout most of New Who's Reign. The Doctor feels truly different in this new incarnation. And I'm so happy to see that! 


CONFESSIONS OF A CURMUDGEONLY OLD FAN  

While it is sad that RTD2 is only going so well up to this point, there is a certain amount of pettiness that is being satisfied in me as his new episodes are rolling out. 

Fandom, as usual, has been frustrating me. For quite some time, folks have been going on endlessly about the greatness of RTD's first run as Headwriter. How amazing the whole era was and how they wish the rest of New Who was as enjoyable as this period. 

"You were Twelve when you were watching it." I want to say back, "Lots of stuff seemed awesome at that age. Brush away the Nostalgia and I think you'll find that RTD's first four seasons were largely uneven.

My frustrations grow as we hit Chibnall's Time in the Showrunner's Seat. Certain fans become impossible to satisfy. Hypercriticizing every aspect of the show and tearing it down for elements that were actually celebrated when other Headwriters were running things. 

"What we need," these annoying fans are proclaiming, "is for RTD to come back and save the day. He knew how to make spectacular episodes (even though I haven't re-watched any of them since I was Twelve)!

And then these fans got what they wanted. And I was annoyed even more as they danced with joy and took their last few potshots at poor Chibbers as he made his way to the door. 

"Phooey on youey!" they spat at him as he exited (they really said that, I swear), "You were so bad and RTD is so awesome! He's going to make Who Great Again. Hey. Isn't that a Trump slogan?! Oh well!!

At this point, I've had it with this very vocal segment of Fandom. So much of what they're saying feels so "off" to me. Their vison seems very clouded. Admittedly, I don't consider Chibnall or RTD to be absolutely perfect writers (there's really no such thing - as much as I'd like to believe I am one!). But I found the stuff we got from Chibs to be far more consistent in quality. Whereas much of what Russell gave us was peaks and valleys. Brilliance one week and absolute trash, the next. I can even forgive him a bit for this kind of problem. He was trying to get a show with an extended history to fit into the Twenty-First Century TV landscape. Missteps were inevitable. But I couldn't believe other fans weren't seeing this. There was just so much: Chibnall sucks! RTD is the man! going on. I, for one, was getting sick of it.

As much as I always want my favorite show to succeed, I was experiencing just a glimmer of smug satisfaction as 2023 was wrapping up. The four Specials RTD had produced were only so good. I wasn't the only one who felt this way. A lot of fans were let down by what they had watched and expressed it. Quite a few were even admitting that Power of the Doctor was a far better anniversary celebration than what we ended up getting from Chibnall's successor. 

I couldn't help but feel just a little bit vindicated! 

But I was also concerned. Would these problems persist into the new season that was waiting for us in 2024? I mean, I liked getting a little satisfaction from RTD's failings, but I didn't want this to go on forever. Having been proved ever-so-slightly right, I was now hoping that things would radically improve. 

After a largely-disappointing Anniversary Year, I desperately wanted Doctor Who to get really good again.    


SPACE: THE BABY FRONTIER

Watching Space Babies for the first time was just a bit excruciating for me, in places. But probably not for the reasons you're thinking. 

I was seeing some pretty stark tonal shifts during the 2023 Specials. Which became all-the-more alarming when you consider what was going on behind the scenes. As was widely publicized, Disney was now sinking some serious cash into the show. "It's just a distribution deal!" the BBC was swearing, "We still retain creative control. Don't worry!

But none of us were being fooled. A company like Disney doesn't dip into its coffers to help fund something and not be allowed some measure of influence in the story-telling. Some of the input they had given was actually quite useful. The suggestion of bringing the Doctor into the narrative sooner during Church on Ruby Road was exactly what the story needed. The scene with the falling snowman decoration perked up the episode considerably. 

On the other hand, though, we were suddenly seeing a lot more "cutesiness" in various stories. Which is just the sort of thing that Disney goes in for. Not only did we have goblins prancing about in the Christmas Special, but Beep the Meep was quite adorable too. Even after the Meep reveals their dark side, we still want to give them a big cuddle! 

And now we're getting talking babies running a space station. Once some introductory stuff between Fifteen and Ruby is out of the way (that, at the same time, establishes the show's premise to all these new fans RTD is anticipating), this is the plot we start settling into. Admittedly, I'm getting very nervous. Is there going to be no real reason for why there's toddlers with the power of speech running the bridge of a satellite? Is this just the way the show is doing things, now? Making fun Disneyesque adventures that have little or no internal logic to them? 

"This could be it." I shudder, "This could be the moment where Doctor Who actually becomes really stupid!

Fortunately, we do get a half-decent explanation for all the preposterous cuteness (one that is to my satisfaction, at least). Space Babies ends up being a fun little ride that doesn't go too far with consciously-Disneyesque tropes. I knew it would bother some people, of course. In many ways, this is the Slitheen all over again. There's some fairly juvenile humor at play in parts of the plot. Particularly when the entire space station seems to be getting propelled by what is, essentially, a giant fart. Such antics are bound to upset the sensibilities of a certain type of fan. But I'm not one of them. In fact, I can even applaud RTD a bit for giving us something else Slitheenesque. I admire his courage. 

What I like the most about this episode, however, are the lengths the Doctor goes to in order to save the Bogeyman. This is the Doctor I love. Risking his life to save an intentionally-nasty creature made up of snot. The strong moral compass that we saw in Thirteen seems to have persisted into this incarnation. Which I'm very happy about. Personally, I was getting very tired of all the cyborg-killing and Solomon- slaughtering and watching-Lady-Cassandra-dry-up-to-death-without-helping-her that we'd been getting prior to Jodie. It had been an interesting "edge" to the character for a little while. But it was starting to feel distinctly undoctorish. Saving the bogeyman, to me, represented a signal from RTD that he wanted to preserve yet another direction Chibnall had taken the show in. I'm very grateful for the gesture. 

All in all, I'm quite happy with Space Babies. Its adorableness is fun rather than unbearable. I do feel the season is off to a half-decent start. Doctor Who has not become stupid!   


THE DEVIL IS IN THE CHORDS (AND THE DETAILS, TOO!)

From this point onward, we get a slew of amazing Doctor Who stories. Quite honestly, I am madly in love with these next few episodes. 

And it starts with The Devil's Chord. With Neil Patrick Harris' performance still fresh in my memory, I'm astounded to see another larger-than-life actor giving us just as fun of a villain only a short while later. Jinkx Monsoon chews up the scenery in an entirely different way than their terrible father did, but it's equally-fun to watch. This is one of the strongest points of the whole yarn. Its villain is an absolute delight. Every second that they're onscreen is played to perfection. Incredibly OTT, yes. But never too big. Just right.  

However, there's a lot of other great stuff to enjoy, here. The Beatles are wonderful and end up being used brilliantly within the plot. The cinematic quality of the whole episode is also quite breath-taking. It really feels like we're watching a movie rather than a TV show. And then there's just the overall social commentary that's being made about the power of song. When the Doctor shows Ruby what will become of London in 2024 - we believe it. Without music, the world will crumble 

There's also some nice fan nods. The Doctor pointing out that he's, more-or-less, aligned with the events of An Unearthly Child is sweet. Even more obscurely, the story also does the subtlest of imitations of Pyramids of Mars by having the Doctor take Ruby to 2024 and letting her see the havoc the Maestro will wreak. Only as we reach the end of the season do we see that this could actually be construed as a hint of foreshadowing. 

And then, of course, there's the divisive moment: The musical number at the end. I don't hate it as some fans do. But I will admit that I'm not all that impressed by it, either. It does, at least, make a sort of sense. After starving the world of music for a while, a sort of backwash happens. Reality becomes more musical for just a little bit. Which causes the song and dance number to occur. We also see this effect turn a cross-walk into piano keys mere moments after the sequence is done. I can accept the surrealness of it all. I don't feel that throwing a musical number into a Doctor Who story is a bad thing to do. As long as we're provided with a solid enough reason for why the Fourth Wall is being broken a bit. The same sort of thing had just been done a short while ago during the Christmas Special. The goblins sing a merry tune as they offer a sacrifice to their King. An internal logic had also been created to justify that moment. So - in this sense, at least - I didn't mind either of these sequences. 

What bothered me more about There's Always a Twist at the End  was that the whole thing just felt largely superfluous. It doesn't really do anything to enhance or advance the plot. Nor was it all that tremendously entertaining. I'll even be mean enough to say that the lyrics were quite awful. I think that was done slightly intentionally. Almost as if RTD is trying to do a parody of a musical number rather than a proper one. But the whole thing does come across more as a bit of pointless distraction. It just wasn't needed. In fact, the Doctor and Ruby using the cross-walk as a piano would have been a suitably-whimsical way to conclude the episode. But, because of the song and dance that precedes it, the moment becomes less effective. It feels more like one pointless embellishment added on top of another. Because of this, the whole ending is weakened. 

I will admit that I am someone who greatly detests musicals. So you are taking the hugest of chances when you do this sort of thing with my favorite TV show. Still, I don't feel like Twist at the End ruins the whole story. But it does mar it a bit. Ultimately, I do really love this adventure. But I would have enjoyed it more if it had ended on a different note ("ended on a different note"  - see what I did, there?!). 


ANOTHER DOCTOR WHO TITLE USING ONOMATOPEIA  

I was quite happy to hear that Steven Moffat was coming back. I was in love with this man's writing even before he came to Doctor Who. Coupling is one of my all-time fave sitcoms. I still introduce it occasionally to friends who enjoy British comedy but aren't familiar with it. Even though quite a bit of it looks dated now, they're always impressed with it. Moff just really knows how to write. I'd actually go so far as to say that my respect for Moff ranks almost as highly as it does for the Great Robert Holmes, himself. 

Having said all that, I do agree with the sentiment that Moff's scripts do tend go better when someone else is the Headwriter. There was still some absolutely brilliant material that he wrote when he was in charge, but there were some other times when it definitely felt like he was stretching himself a bit too thin (Doctor, Widow and Wardrobe would probably be one of the best examples of this. On the best of days, it's still a difficult one to sit through!). Whereas, when someone else is in charge, he can really just concentrate on the one task in front of him and not worry about the whole shape of the season. Which often causes him to create the  Shining Jewel of the Year. 

Boom just-about achieves this status. It's definitely a Classic - but I wouldn't say it's quite the best episode of the season. Of course, if you're doing the math, you now realize that I will be claiming that there are two Classics this season! 

I love that New Who still has minimalist stories like Boom. It's another way in which it pays homage to its roots. Classic Who would, sometimes, try to restrain itself to just one principal set. More times than not, however, it was for budgetary reasons  ("Let's put it all in a lighthouse! Think of the money we'll save!"). In the New Series, it's a more a case of a writer flexing for us a bit. 

"Look at me!" the author seems to be saying, "I can have my whole plot take place in a weird puzzle-castle with a really tall old lady in a veil! And, even though that's all there is to it, you're still going to love it!

Boom produces the usual results that a tale like this creates. We fall absolutely in love with it for its utter simplicity. The very straightforward premise of the Doctor trying to find a way off a landmine becomes absolutely riveting. The layers of complexity that, somehow, manages to build around that singleness of purpose is always amazing to watch. In this sense, the episode is an absolute masterpiece.  

I do still distinctly remember my first watching of it and thinking to myself after a good dozen minutes: "Wow! This could actually become really boring soon!"  The Doctor being stuck on a landmine for, more or less, the entire run-time has the potential to stagnate. I wondered if Moff would actually pull this off. 

But plot complication after plot complication starts to build up. Various narrative threads become entangled and the tension reaches a legitimately overwhelming level. It's hard to believe so much drama could be accomplished without allowing the Doctor to ever move! By the time Ruby is lying on the ground dying, any doubt I had at the beginning of the tale about its ability to engage has been quashed. This is the sort of stuff that makes you proud to be a Who fan. 

I have a few of the most minor of issues. My first would be that the whole denouement does feel a tad too long. I don't expect the Doctor and Ruby to just jump in the TARDIS seconds after he's off the mine, but I do think that they linger on the planet, perhaps, a bit longer than they need to. I also find that Moff is getting a bit weird with the repetition of some of the dialogue. To the point where it cheapens the effectiveness of some of what's being said. Yes, Steven, "Everywhere eventually becomes a beach" (or words to that effect) is a great line - but did we really need to hear it twice?! Its second mention doesn't really suit the situation and feels more like the author is just trying to remind us that he can write really good stuff for his characters to say! 

These objections are nearly not worth mentioning - but they're also there and can't be ignored. Boom is utterly fantastic. I love how much Lore that was specifically created by Moffat influences the story-telling. I love the commentary it makes against those who profit from humanity's need to make war. I love how it shows both the beauty and stupidity of devout faith. 

I love all of it. 


THE CLASSICER CLASSIC 

Convinced Boom would be the best ep of the season, I was completely blown away by what 73 Yards brought us only a week later. Moff may have delivered us another Classic, but this tale still manages to beat it. 

"Another Ghostlight!" I squeal as the closing credits roll, "An excellently-written story that decides not to give us all the answers. Instead, it relies on us to come up with certain solutions on our own. I was certain New Who would never have the guts to do this sort of thing!" 

The ambiguity of it all is, of course, 73 Yards'strongest point. Like Ruby, we don't fully understand what's happening to her. We can only watch and try to draw our own conclusions. Never being given a proper answer to it all actually works, though. We get the distinct impression that the author of the tale has worked it all out in his head - he's just keeping some of it from us because he knows we'll have fun speculating. By no means is this lazy writing. The premise is fully-formed. It's just not completely-explained. Which actually makes it intensely realistic. Rarely in life do we get the full story on anything. We have to fill in the blank spaces, ourselves. 

But there's more to 73 Yards than just a fun guessing game. This is a ridiculously-tight script. Every instant is used in some way to help advance the plot. Even the quieter moments like Ruby looking out her window as she drinks wine and stares at the old woman on the sidewalk below serve a purpose in the Greater Scheme of Things. 

One would think that such an effect would cause the plot to move at a breakneck pace. That's not the case, here. There are plenty of situations where the story is given the chance to breathe. But there's never a sag. We're constantly engaged. Things are always moving at just the right pace. 

One must also give high praise to Millie Gibson, herself. She's carrying this whole thing on her shoulders and she accomplishes that magnificently. She does a great job of bringing us along on the gigantic journey Ruby must take in this episode. If we weren't in love with her character, already - we are now. The fact that this is the first shooting she ever did for the season makes her all-the-more impressive. Ruby had to be a fully-formed character for something like this to work. Normally that's done by giving her some episodes where she's sharing some space with another lead. Which makes things much easier since the focus is split between her and the Doctor. That's not the case, here, though. But she steps up to plate beautifully and shows us that she has some real chops. Particularly since she does feel like she's getting legitimately older in the story even though all she's really given to designate her aging is longer hair and a pair of glasses!    

Like Boom, any complaints I have are pretty minor. Ruby criticizing her bf's performance in bed as she dumps him didn't really work for me. One of the main points of the narrative is for us to be on her side as much as possible so that we're really rooting for her as she faces the various challenges that confront her throughout the episode. To have her end a relationship in a fairly tasteless manner takes away from that. Yes, the moment is a bit funny, too. But it seems more mean-spirited, than anything. 

My only other issue might be that Ruby covers those last remaining yards on the green at a ridiculously fast rate for someone walking backwards. Might have been good to have her briefly turn around and sprint for a bit.

Other than that, 73 Yards is sheer perfection. At this point, I'm ridiculously impressed with this season. But there's still quite a bit more to love... 


TWO-IN-ONE 

My word-count is really starting to get up there. Which has made me realize that my original strategy to analyze the season one episode at a time might not be so sound, after all. 

So I'll tackle two episodes quickly in one section. Both stories do hit me in the same way so it makes sense to cover them in such a manner. 

Dot and Bubble and Rogue continue the trend of excellence that we've been seeing since The Devil's Chord. But, as much as I adore both of them, I can't quite call either tale a Classic. There's a lot to love about these stories. But each has a sort of "fatal flaw" that prevents them from being the incredibly amazing works of art that Boom and 73 Yards are.

With Dot and Bubble, I think it's the plain and simple fact that "secret invasion" storylines have been done just a little too much on Doctor Who. There are some great twists that get added to the trope. The biggest one being that the protagonist of the story is a downright horrible person. Even though we don't like her in the slightest, she never gets her just desserts. She still makes it to the end and survives the catastrophe. It's not something we've really seen much of on the show before (the rich guy in Voyage of the Damned is the only thing that's all that comparable). Which makes it a different kind of story. In this sense, I greatly enjoy its morbidity. 

There's lots of other things that make Dot and Bubble great. It's a clever way to do another "Doctor lite" story that still gives him a strong presence in the episode. There's a great homage to Black Mirror. The "they were racists the whole time" Reveal at the end is brilliantly-executed. Particularly as the Doctor actually realizes why the spoilt rich kids won't allow him to rescue them in the TARDIS. This is all very good. But the fact that it's all built on a premise that has become just a little bit tired causes it to fall slightly short of Classic Status. 

The big problem with Rogue is that it does that thing that I really hate New Who for. Doctor Who is always about solving the main conflict first. Stopping the alien baddies or defeating the terrible menace or something of that nature should be the main focus. If the Doctor is also falling in love with someone or if there's some kind of drama going on with a companion or anything else like that, then that is the B Plot. Some writers seem to forget this and make the soap opera storyline the priority. It always drives me up the wall when they do! 

Admittedly, Rogue doesn't do this too bad. The Chuldur come perilously close to getting the attention they deserve in the tale. So it's not bothering me too much. It also helps that the romantic subplot with the Doctor and Rogue is done excellently. Ncuti and Jonathan Groff  have amazing chemistry. This is all quite similar to Girl in the Fireplace, of course. The Doctor is falling in love with someone in just one episode. It even all takes place in relatively the same time period. But I think the relationship between Fifteen and Rogue plays out better than it did with Ten and Pompadour. Overall, I prefer Fireplace. But Rogue is still awesome. And I'm desperately hoping that there will be future adventures where the Doctor is trying to find Rogue


ISN'T IT IRONIC? 

So I just lumped two separate episodes together for the sake of saving a bit of space. Now I'm going to be a bit ironic and give the one two-parter of the season a section for each episode.

I'm being even more ridiculous when you consider that I could've, easily, placed Legend of Ruby Sunday in the same category as Dot and Bubble and Rogue. All three of them, for me, have the same impact. They're very strong episodes - but I wouldn't label them Classics. 

Like the two stories before it, Legend of Ruby Sunday has that one fatal flaw that prevents it from being elevated to Classic status. In this instance, it's the fact that the whole episode is meant to be a build-up to a massive cliffhanger. The plot accomplishes this very well. We really do feel enormous amounts of tension building as we get closer and closer to discovering who  "The One Who Waits" is. The problem, however, is that this is all that's really happening for the whole episode. Beyond feeling ominous, there's really not much else going on in the narrative. 

Back in the Classic Days, you could get away with an episode like this more easily. Part One of Enlightenment, for instance, is mainly a bunch of stalling until we get to the Reveal of Sailboats in Space. We don't mind that, however, since we only had to wait about twenty minutes to get there. It took double that time in Legend of Ruby Sunday for us to finally find out it was Sutehk the whole time. That's a bit much to sit through when very little is genuinely happening in the plot. I'm vaguely reminded of Stolen Earth. Where it's mainly about a bunch of people saying: "Holy crap! That's a lot of Daleks!" and all the real story development happens in the second part. 

Since we're mentioning Sutehk, I should probably put forward my second extremely minor objection. Making the evil Osirian the One Who Waits felt just a little too much like fan-service. I, like many viewers, thought he was a magnificent villain in Pyramids of Mars. But, unlike others, I really felt he was meant to be a one-time-only baddie. I wanted to be fair, though. I wasn't going to pass too harsh of a judgement on the decision to bring him back until I saw the second part. My initial gut-reaction, however, to his Reveal at the cliffhanger was that I didn't want The One Who Waits to be Sutehk. I'd go so far to say that I would have preferred anyone but him. 

Having spent a paragraph or two voicing objections, I still want to clarify that Legend of Ruby Sunday was, for the most part, an awesome episode. The high standard of quality that we've been seeing since The Devil's Chord continues. This really is shaping up to be an incredible season. I'm very happy with everything, thus far. 


THE EMPIRE STRIKING BACK 

Empire of Death seems to have an interesting blanket effect on those who watch it. When making a statement of this nature, I should be clear that there are, technically, two types of responses that I've seen to this story.  As usual, there's a certain percentage of so-called "fans" who are just completely hating on it. But then, they've been saying this about any new episode for quite some time, now. So let's not even really count them, anymore. I've gotten pretty tired of the same drum they keep beating and can no longer care about them!

Fans that I consider better-balanced, however, do seem to be having a specific type of reaction to this story. Overall, we like it (interesting that I use the term "we" - almost as if I consider myself a well-balanced fan!). But there's also some element to the plot that doesn't sit well with us. Basically, we enjoy most of the episode - but an aspect of the tale stops it from being something we can truly consider excellent. It's not always the same thing that makes us respond this way. But it's still how we all seem to feel. 

For me, it has to do with the fact that Sutekh is sparing the Doctor and Ruby's life just because he wants to know who Ruby's Mom is. This near-omnipotent being that is hell-bent on wiping out all life in the universe is not killing two individuals just so he can learn a bit of gossip?! I mean, really, if he's that curious about the whole thing - I'm pretty sure he can just go find out for himself!  But, even if he's feeling a bit lazy and doesn't want to do the research, I'm not sure why he's not eliminating someone who's defeated him once, already. No amount of curiosity is worth allowing such an effective enemy to continue to exist. This whole idea does seem just a bit too far-fetched for me to buy into. 

Now, I know Doctor Who has a history of doing this sort of thing with god-like beings. They put some kind of weird limitation on them that almost seems a bit silly. Sometimes, it still ends up being quite cool (Fenric losing to the Doctor in a game of chess and being sealed in a flask). Other times, it's just odd and clunky (Azal the Daemon self-destructing cause he doesn't understand why Jo wants to sacrifice herself in the Doctor's place). The Destroyer of the Universe halting his ultimate objective just to learn the identity of Ruby's mother, for me, falls into the category of just a bit too damned ridiculous. RTD makes a noble effort in the denouement to explain why this became important to the Osirian, but it still doesn't really fly. It feels just a bit too much like an ill-conceived narrative contrivance that allows the Doctor to, ultimately, score a sort of cheap victory.

In short, he doesn't truly manage to outwit Sutekh. A bad plot-hole does it for him. 

Aside from this, however, there's still much to like, here. The scene with the woman who gives the Doctor a spoon is utterly gorgeous. Especially since it is there more as a bit of filler than anything. But it's beautifully-crafted and we don't care that it barely does anything to genuinely advance the story. 

It's great to see the Memory (or Remembered) TARDIS being given an actual backstory that now allows it to make a degree of sense. I also like all the great stuff that we see in it. Mel clutching to different costume pieces that belonged to Six and Seven was, oddly enough, one of my favorite moments in the whole episode! 

The Doctor dragging Sutekh into the Vortex with some bits and bobs from the Memory TARDIS is another moment of sheer brilliance. This particular Re-Set Button works nicely for me (and, like most fans, I'm not usually too fond of these things!). Killing death to create life has a weird sort of logic to it that I enjoy. Sutekh tearing away at the walls of the Vortex was a great visual. The Doctor admitting to Sutekh that the Osirian is still, ultimately, the victor was an excellent little speech too. Everything about Sutekh's final defeat was awesome. Quite properly, the high point of the season. 

There is a bit of a protracted denouement in Empire of Death. But, by no means, is this another End of Time - Part Two. I don't find it drags at all. It's just tying up some loose ends that can't really be rushed. I'm actually quite glad that RTD took his time with this. 

Making Ruby's biological mother just a normal human being who had a difficult choice to make was, perhaps, the twist that no one was expecting. I quite liked that things ended up going that way. It actually led to a very emotionally-charged scene when Ruby does find her. This creates a huge pivot in her life that causes her desire to stop travelling with the Doctor to make absolute sense. 

As a weird sidenote: I'm so glad that we got a fourth companion in a row that just chooses to leave the TARDIS rather than being forced apart from the Doctor.  A simple goodbye feels so much better than the convoluted "stuck in a parallel universe" or "trapped in a time paradox" storylines that have often been used in New Who when a member of the TARDIS crew has to go. I still remember the Good 'Ole Days when this was how must companions departed.  


FINAL VERDICT 

And so, the latest soft reboot has been implemented. While Old Doctor Who is enjoying a blissful retirement, a slightly newer version has been fluttering through the cosmos and getting into all sorts of trouble. 

Was it all worth it, though? Did the show need such a big make-over? Should we have brought RTD back to do it? Maybe it was time for Chibnall to go (I, quite honestly, wanted more of him!), but should his replacement have been a Blast From the Past? 

I never thought I'd hear myself saying this: But I am actually quite happy with what RTD has done with the show. Had he just tried to re-create what he'd given us during Series One to Four, I would have been largely dissatisfied. I might have even stopped watching. But he is definitely going for something new and different with his second run. Which is the way it should be with Doctor Who. It always needs to be exploring new territory.

I'm also very pleased with how different this Doctor is from most New Who incarnations. He's still a bit of an overexcited chatterbox, sometimes. But there are a lot of new sides to the character that are prominently on display. I completely love this. Not just because it's something different from what we've been getting for the last dozen seasons. But it's also just a very interesting interpretation of the role. I'm happy to see more of it. I even like how much the Doctor cries, now! 

There are some problems, though. If we're counting Church on Ruby Road, then the season starts and ends on a bit of a weak note. RTD definitely needs to devote more attention to how he establishes and finishes his season. First and last impressions are pretty important! 

He's also walking a very tricky path with how he constructs a story. It really does feel like he's going for a bit more of a Seasons Twenty-Five and Twenty-Six vibe, now. Rather than giving us all the answers, he's letting us reach our own conclusions about certain things. This is a very difficult style of story-telling. Cartmel seemed to nail it perfectly. He knew exactly when to let things stay ambiguous and when to sidle us with a big old info-dump. RTD doesn't always match his abilities. There are some things that needed better explanation. I can, for instance, deduce that Ruby creating snow when she thinks too hard about the day of her birth was probably a side effect of the Time Window displaying the actual event. But it might have been a good idea to slip a bit of dialogue in that mentions that. 

Keeping expository dialogue to a bare minimum continues to be a huge trend in modern-day TV writing. Which is not an entirely bad thing. But it's something an author needs to be cautious about.  If they're not careful, they just end up giving us a story that doesn't really make any sense!   




Another Season Review in the can. I went on for a bit longer than I'd planned to. Apparently, I had a lot to say! 

Friday, 14 June 2024

POINT OF DEBATE: WHERE DOES RICHARD E. GRANT FIT WITHIN THE DOCTOR'S TIMELINE?!

Damn you, Season One (and/or Series Fourteen)! You did it to me a second time! I'm never going to get this study on Time Loops done! 


RTD is at it again! Once more, he's getting us to speculate the Hell out of something. This time, it's not as convoluted as the entire plot of 73 Yards. It's just one simple visual reference in Rogue

After a well-placed throw of his psychic paper, the Doctor activates a scan that shows Rogue holographic images of his various incarnations (can't believe we didn't see Tennant 24 times!). Nearly all the faces that appear make some sort of sense. The War Doctor and the Fugitive Doctor do, ultimately, fit in with all the others. Although how they fit is a bit more tricky to explain than the rest of the faces, there. 

But then, of course, someone appears within the gallery that makes no sense at all. Within nanoseconds of seeing him, we hardcore fans are foaming at the mouth. "What in the Seven Levels of Hell is going on, here?!" we're demanding at the top of our voices.  Or, more specifically, we're proclaiming: 

"Why is Richard E. Grant's face in this collection of images? "


EXPLANATIONS

It's obvious RTD has no intention of ever offering us an answer about why Grant's face shows up here. The whole thing was created to get all of us speculating and theorizing about how someone who has never played the Doctor (within "proper" canon, of course) is now being considered a previous incarnation. It's a bit like the pic of Mike Yates and Sara Kingdom in Day of the Doctor. We're being told that something that never happened in the show's continuity actually happened. But given no explanation for how it occurred. We have to come up with it, ourselves. 

And so, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to try to offer some possible explanations as to how Richard E. Grant is now considered a past incarnation of the Doctor. It should be noted that I've made this a POINT OF DEBATE Essay. Which means I'm not going to reach a definite conclusion of any sort. I'm just going to present some possible reasons and, ultimately, let you decide on your own. 

As far as I can see, there are four possible explanations for how Grant ended up in this flashback. I will start with the one that makes the most sense but then venture further and further out into the Land of Outlandishness. But first, let's address one that I just can't get behind at all even though some people are putting it forward as a possibility. 


IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL 

Fans came up with this notion, of course, when we first met the Fugitive Doctor in the middle of Jodie's second season. Some believed that she is some kind of weird interim incarnation that is found somewhere between the Second and Third Doctors. Specifically created by the Time Lords to facilitate all the missions the Celestial Intervention Agency was sending him on.  Even though the show eventually established quite firmly that Jo Martin's Doctor existed prior to William Hartnell, there are those who  still subscribe to this idea. They refuse to believe in the Timeless Child and are convinced that she hails from this period of the Doctor's life, instead.  

It's an interesting idea, of course. Aided by the fact that we don't actually see Troughton transform into Pertwee. So this whole process could have actually happened between The War Games and Spearhead from Space. Especially since The Two and Five Doctors sets up the concept of Season 6b. If a whole series of unseen adventures occurred during this time, why not throw the Fugitive Doctor in there too?! There were even some fan-made films that were shot some years ago that used this very premise. Jo Martin wasn't in them, of course. But an actor who was very Troughtonesque played the role of a secret extra incarnation that existed between Two and Three.  

The whole theory is a quick easy way for fans who don't want to believe the Timeless Child ever existed. They can retcon the Fugitive Doctor and make her part of the post-Hartnell lineage. This way, there's no need to acknowledge that the Doctor had a whole forgotten life before his first incarnation. 

Now they're applying this same concept to Richard E. Grant. That he's an interim Doctor between Two and Three along with the Fugitive Doctor. Or, perhaps they have decided that Martin's Doctor is pre-Hartnell, after all, and it's only Grant that slots into this spot in his timeline. I'm not entirely sure. This theory, in general, doesn't really work for me. Whether it's Grant or Martin. Or both. 

So, while I'm sure that some people want to adhere to this notion, it's never really made a whole lot of sense to me. It was a fun idea to explore in some fan films (it was especially cool that they actually managed to get Pertwee to come along to shoot the regeneration scene), but I really don't want any of it to legitimately exist within canon. 

So I'm going to just throw this one out. If some of you really want to hang on to it, you can. But I prefer to think that it just doesn't really work. I'll give it a mention - but I won't truly entertain it. 


THEORY #1: 

The most obvious and sensible: This is another incarnation of the Timeless Child. If we go with this notion, it becomes super-easy to get Grant's surprise appearance to fit quite easily into canon. 

We've never seen this incarnation until this moment because he's from the Doctor's previous existence. A timeline that has been, more-or-less, wiped from his memory. There's not much evidence of the Timeless Child until the Chibnall/Whitaker Era. But, now that some of that past has been "unlocked", we might get more faces from this hidden period surfacing from time-to-time. 

There is just one problem with the whole concept: the Doctor has willfully chosen not to explore his full memories as the Timeless Child. He knows about his time as Jo Martin, of course. He also seems to have seen himself as Branden. More than likely, he even has vague recollections of the incarnations that appeared during his mind-bending battle with Morbius. But, beyond that, it's a blank slate. And none of the versions of himself that he has witnessed resemble Richard E. Grant in the slightest. So, if he doesn't remember his time as Grant, how would his face be able to appear in that line-up?    

It's possible that some stray memories from that fob watch may have still leaked into the Doctor's mind before she threw it down the chasm in the TARDIS console. Particularly since Azure did still open it for a bit in her presence. She didn't actually enter the house while they tormented her in the strange dreamscape that the watch seemed to create, but it's possible there was still some sort of telepathic connection that was made that showed her a few more memories. Some of which involved her time as Richard E. Grant's incarnation. 

Alternatively, there could be an unseen adventure where the Doctor did ask the TARDIS to briefly give him the fob watch back. Maybe sometime before Fourteen met Donna, he had a little glimpse into the past and saw himself in that particular body. Or maybe Fifteen did it offscreen over the last little while.  

There are, at least, a few explanations that easily work around this problem. Which helps to make the theory of Richard E. Grant's Doctor being another incarnation of the Timeless Child very workable. 


THEORY #2: 

This one seems a little less likely, but it allows us to see Richard E. Grant as being one of the versions of the Doctor that we've watched him play in productions that are not, typically, viewed as "proper canon". 

Grant, of course, briefly portrayed the Doctor in The Curse of Fatal Death from the Red Nose Charity Telethon of 1999. He also voiced the character in the Scream of the Shalka animated web series. 

Most fans want to see him as the Scream of the Shalka portrayal. Where he was meant to, essentially, be the Ninth incarnation of the Doctor. That whole continuity, of course, was wiped out when Christopher Eccleston assumed the role and took the title of "Nine" in 2005. The cartoon, at that point, became a pleasant glimpse into "what could have been" had the show never been revived. I will even say that it was almost a bit sad that we only ever got one story in this series. There were a lot of fun ideas at play that would have been great to see develop. Particularly the idea that the Doctor was keeping an android version of the Master trapped within his TARDIS! 

But now it's become possible that the whole timeline does exist. All because of something the Toymaker said in The Giggle: 

"I made a jigsaw out of your history. Did you like it?!"

The line is fairly vague, of course. But it alludes to the idea that the Toymaker has actually been messing with the Doctor's past. Scrambling it up in some sort of odd way. With the Toymaker's ability to influence the shape of atoms through sheer will, it's entirely possible that the Scream of Shalka alternative timeline has now become an aspect of the Doctor's actual personal history. Whilst, at the same time, making everything in his Christopher Eccleston existence also a part of him. The Toymaker can, basically, do anything. So making the whole Doctor's life a patchwork of different realities is more-than-feasible. And it would be something he would find amusing. What better way to frustrate a Time Lord than to corrupt his timeline in such a manner?   

So the Doctor now has this weird past where his Ninth incarnation is both Richard E. Grant and Christopher Eccleston. And, perhaps, even Rowan Atkinson! He just didn't show up in the holograms.   


SPECIAL NOTE: The idea that the Toymaker has messed with the Doctor's past is further supported by the way in which the Doctor tells Donna during The Giggle that he's "lived for billions of years". Only a short while ago, however, Thirteen was saying she'd only lived for thousands of years.  

This could be construed as Fourteen just exaggerating. Or it just might be possible that the Toymaker really did meddle with his personal history and has added many more years to his existence. Extra versions of his Ninth Self might be only a small part of the past he now has. 


THEORY #3: 

And now, things start to become a bit far-fetched. To the point where you might even say: "You reject the idea of an interim Doctor between Two and Three but you'll believe this?!

At some point during New Who (more than likely, after the events of Name of the Doctor - otherwise, the Doctor would have said something to the nature of "Oi! I used to be you!" when dealing with the Dr. Simeon version of the Great Intelligence), an unseen adventure took place where the Doctor slipped into a parallel reality. In this Alternate Universe, the Ninth Doctor from Scream of the Shalka is the Real Deal. The two different versions of the Time Lord meet up and get into some trouble. Perhaps our Doctor is even stranded there for a bit and they journey together extensively. 

As the Doctor from our Universe struggles to return home, this messes a bit with both continuums. It's possible, for instance, that he builds some sort of special device that is meant to bridge the two realities so he can get back home. But the contraption also, somehow, manages to get our Doctor to "absorb" this alternative Ninth Doctor into him. The Richard E. Grant Doctor still remains in his parallel Universe but also exists within the Doctor from our Plain of Reality at the same time. So, now, he's an aspect of the Doctor's past and will show up in the holograms. 

The Doctor inventing something that causes this strange merger to occur is just one of several possible explanations. Somehow, however, it happens. While adventuring in this parallel universe, the Richard E. Grant Doctor becomes a part of him. And we can see him, from time-to-time, in flashback sequences. 


THEORY #4: 

The one that acknowledges the Elephant in the Room: The fact that Richard E. Grant has already played a major character in New Who!    

He begins as Dr Simeon, of course, but eventually becomes a corporeal housing for the Great Intelligence. He appears in a total of three episodes and has quite the presence in Series Seven, in general. Because of this, it's hard to ignore the fact that Richard E. Grant has already been on the show. Thus making it all-the-more difficult to reconcile with the idea that he was also an incarnation of the Doctor (yes, yes, both Colin Baker and Peter Capaldi played other characters before they played the Doctor - but it's still a fairly tricky matter!).  

Okay, how about this: The Great Intelligence finally "dies" at the end of Name of the Doctor by stepping into a time rift formed by the Doctor's passing. As he does so, he is absorbed into the Doctor's timeline. Whereupon he then tries to undo all of the Doctor's greatest victories. Clara dives in after him and undoes what the Great Intelligence undid. Thus restoring the Doctor's timeline to what it was before. 

The Doctor then dives into the rift to pull Clara back out of it. However, he leaves the Great Intelligence there. He has, essentially, absorbed his foe into himself. Which is why we see Richard E. Grant in the flashback. He is, now, part of the Doctor's timeline. Part of his past. 

So that image that we see is not a previous incarnation. It's the Great Intelligence. He is, in a strange convoluted way, an aspect of the Doctor. And will, therefore, show up on scans of this nature from time-to-time. 




There you go: The four theories that I think are the most logical explanation for why we saw Richard E. Grant's face last week. Admittedly, it would be great fun if a multi-doctor story gets made some day and he shows up in it! 

We can always hope.... 















Alternate Reality 

Great Intelligence 




Sunday, 2 June 2024

UNADULTERATED BOORISH OPINION: WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED IN 73 YARDS?

So I was toiling away on a fascinating ANALYTICAL post that was coming together quite nicely. It was a deep dive into the nature of time loops. How friggin' interesting is that?! 

I was having a great time re-watching stories like Claws of Axos and Meglos and Eve of the Daleks to glean whatever information I could on this strange form of time manipulation. And then packaging all that knowledge in a fun colorful manner that I hoped my readership would enjoy. 

But then, 73 Yards came along....


SUPRISE ENTRY 

If you followed the Season Reviews I wrote throughout the 60th Anniversary Year (well, the 60th Anniversary Year and Then Some!), you'll see that I'm not always the biggest fan of RTD's writing. Series One was brilliant, but everything else has given me some pretty mixed reactions. The Anniversary Specials, themselves, even felt largely disappointing. Suffice it to say, I was not the most enthused of individuals when the first "real" season of RTD2 fell upon us. 

But in the last few weeks, my opinion has changed greatly. These have been some really enjoyable stories (I even liked Space Babies!). RTD made a great choice by causing the Whoniverse to become more supernatural. The plot contrivance allows a whole new sort of story to be told within the show's lore. The Devil's Chord, for instance, proved to be great fun by allowing its villainess to, essentially, be a powerful magical being that the Doctor needed to defeat with music. I completely loved this idea and looked forward to more adventures of this nature. 

The next tale after Devil's Chord that had a supernatural theme to it, however, really astounded me. 73 Yards took me all the way back to the incredibly brilliant Ghost Light of Season Twenty-Six. Both adventures were written with an extreme level of sophistication and ambiguity. We're just expected to be intelligent as we watch them. Rather than have everything spelt out for us, we are required to make certain conclusions on our own. 

When Ghost Light came out, fans started coming up with their own theories as to what exactly occurred in the plot. Which is, of course, the biggest appeal to a story of this nature. The same thing is now happening with 73 Yards. People are actually putting forward all sorts of notions on what the lesser-explained aspects of the tale are meant to be about. I'm no exception to that rule. I have my own ideas about how 73 Yards is meant to work. 

Since I have this little blog to express myself in, I decided I should share them here! 


MAD JACK

There are certain key aspects of 73 Yards that need to be delved into quite deeply before we can really break down the actual plot and give it a proper explanation. Mad Jack is, without a doubt, the most important of all these elements.  

It all goes back to Wild Blue Yonder, of course. The Doctor employing superstition and pouring salt at the very edge of the Universe has allowed various mystical beings to enter our reality. Characters like the Celestial Toymaker and his daughter, the Maestro. Or the Goblin King. Most of these infiltrators, as you can see, seem to be quite malevolent. 

Mad Jack is another one of these creatures. He just might be the most mean-spirited of them all. 

Mad Jack revels in mindless destruction. He wants to see every civilization ruined in the worst way possible. But he has a curious way of manifesting Armageddon. He enters each society he wishes to ruin and creates the proper conditions it needs to unravel. He does this by either possessing a denizen of that world or, perhaps, he can actually assume the form of one of them. We're not entirely sure. 

Whichever the method, Mad Jack is incredibly charismatic as he walks amongst the mortals he's seeking to destroy. This allows him to assume a role of power in their social structure. Which, in turn, gives him access to the suitable weapons he will need to effect their ending. 

This is, essentially, his "M.O.". But there are ways to stop him. 


THE FAIRY CIRCLE 

This is our second super-important aspect to the story that merits a section of its own.

It's not entirely certain who actually constructed the Fairy Circle. It might have been a more benevolent being that the Doctor has let in from outside of our universe that rivals Mad Jack. Or it might actually be someone from Earth who performed "witchcraft". Perhaps some human amongst us has, somehow, learnt certain spells that can negate a few of these evil beings that are now infiltrating our dimension. Kate Stewart spoke to Ruby of the increased amount of supernatural incidents that UNIT has been investigating, of late. So all sorts of magic could now be going on. Some of it could stem from humans who now have strong psychic abilities. 

Regardless of its origins, the Fairy Circle is a ward spell that is preventing Mad Jack from being able to manifest himself on Earth. Many of these Evil Beings from Beyond have been showing a strong interest in us. Perhaps it's because they know that the Doctor has a fondness for our planet and they want to kick him where it hurts most. 

While the Fairy Circle keeps Mad Jack out, he is still very powerful and has made his presence felt. Particularly by those near the Circle, itself. Legends of his evil have spread amongst the villagers in the area. To the point where it seems he may have been able to partially enter our world once or twice and wreaked some degree of havoc. Alternatively, the Fairy Circle may have been constructed because Mad Jack has legitimately walked the Earth during its earlier days when civilization wasn't quite advanced enough for him to completely wipe it out. Whatever the case, he's gained a reputation in the area. 

As the Doctor stands close to the Fairy Circle, he's picking up on the potential alternative timeline that is about to be released. This prompts him, unknowingly, to tell Ruby about Roger ap Gwilliam. It's my belief, however, that if they hadn't come to the Fairy Circle, then the Roger ap Gwilliam Timeline would never have manifested itself in such a manner. The man may have still been born and lived a normal life. Or he may have never existed at all (as I've said, I'm not sure if Mad Jack would possess a human or just assume their form). But Mad Jack senses the Fairy Circle is about to break so his presence is already starting to be felt. 


BREAKING THE CIRCLE 

Within minutes of the episode starting, the Doctor accidentally steps on the Fairy Circle and breaks it. This, quite naturally, is when all the trouble starts. 

With the Circle damaged, the ward spell holding back Mad Jack no longer works. He can enter our world and begin his plans. Technically, that should be it for being able to thwart the evil entity. The ward spell should lose all its effectiveness. Especially since Ruby also does things to damage it. 

But the ward spell, hell-bent on doing everything it can to hold back Mad Jack, recognizes an enormous resource nearby: the TARDIS. If it can, somehow, access some of its abilities to manipulate time, it might be able to still prevent Jack from succeeding. 

This is why the Doctor suddenly disappears. The Fairy Circle absorbed him and is using his symbiotic link with the TARDIS to harness its powers. The Doctor, always willing to fight for a good cause, is happy to help. This also explains why it's suddenly become impossible to open the TARDIS door. The time vessel is now fully engaged in working with the Fairy Circle. It cannot be distracted by passengers. 


THE OLD LADY FROM A DISTANCE 

With the powers of the TARDIS at its disposal, the ward spell can make an attempt to re-set the timelines and cast Mad Jack back out. It goes for something quite simple. Get a future version or Ruby to travel back in time and prevent the Doctor from stepping on the Circle.  

There is a problem: With the Fairy Circle broken, the ward spell is very weak. Even with the TARDIS backing it up, it can only do so much. The plan is only so effective. 

A future version of Ruby can be sent back, but only if she is plucked from the very weakest point in her timeline. Basically, it can only be Ruby at the point of her death. A version of her that exists just as she has drawn her last breath. She's not quite dead. But not alive either. I remember one fan mentioning that she's a bit like the Doctor's Watcher in Logopolis. The image works for me. 

This future version of Ruby appears as a strange otherworldly-looking old woman who is completely unrecognizable to her. Particularly since she can only see her from a distance. Which is the other problem the ward spell is experiencing. Getting the same person from different periods of their life to meet each other is quite dangerous. The TARDIS actually has a failsafe in place that the ward spell doesn't have the strength to by-pass. The two versions of Ruby can never get any closer than 73 yards from each other. Future Ruby, however, will make continuous efforts to close the distance. No matter where Young Ruby goes, Ruby on the Verge of Death will follow her. Always trying to make contact. If Ruby can know the full plan of the ward spell, that will make all of this easier for her. So she's constantly trying to tell her. She just can't get close enough to be heard. 

Here's the thing about Future Ruby being in the state she's in: it disturbs the Hell out of any living human being that has direct contact with her. Most of the time, the TARDIS can protect nearby people by placing a perception filter around her. They will see her but intentionally avoid her. Unless, of course, they make a conscious effort to engage her. That will break the cloaking device and the full effect of her intensely off-putting aura will hit them. 

Fans keep speculating about what the Old Woman says to people that gets them to run away. I don't think she says much of anything. She just causes anyone who speaks to her directly to come face-to-face with their own mortality. Unable to deal with such a thing, they run off in total fear. And, because Old Ruby is connected to Young Ruby, it causes them to reject her too. They want nothing to do with either of them. Because they now both represent Death. 


ROGER AP GWILLIAM 

As all this is going on in Ruby's life, Roger ap Gwilliam rises to power. He does seem to have been born right around when the Fairy Circle was broken. Which implies that he came into existence when Mad Jack could enter our world. 

Here's where my theory gets at its wildest: I'm not entirely sure that Ruby needed to actually do anything to stop Gwilliam (or is it ap Gwilliam? Excuse my cultural ignorance!). The real plan was to just re-write time a bit by sending Future Ruby back to distract herself. Young Ruby deciding to use her own curse to her advantage was just a nice extra bonus. 

Yes, the Mad Prime Minister was planning to blow up the world. But the ward spell just needed to take Ruby at the point of death and send her back in time. If she had died in a nuclear blast rather than a bed in a hospital, it would not have made a difference.  

Or perhaps it would. Perhaps a violent death would have been too difficult to wrest a future version of Ruby from. So Ruby ruining Mad Jack's plans was an important part of the whole operation. As I've said several times already: Who can say for sure?!! 


COMPLETING THE LOOP 

And so, Ruby reaches the end of her life. The Old Woman From a Distance can approach her ever-so-briefly so that they can merge and she can then be projected into the past. 

The saddest thing, of course, is that Ruby had to live through the entire alternative timeline at least once for the actual sequence of events to occur. Otherwise, Future Ruby would not be able to appear and stop them. Only when Ruby's full life is completed can the Old Woman From a Distance properly appear in the past and provide a distraction at just the right time. Thus causing the Doctor to not step on the Circle. Which, in turn, stops Ruby's whole miserable existence without the Doctor from ever occurring. 

It's a fairly mind-boggling paradox. But it just manages to work. 

This is one of those rare occasions where a huge hiccup in time isn't actually noticed by the Doctor. Which makes sense. The ward spell's plan prevents a whole series of events from ever happening. He just doesn't break the Fairy Circle, now. So how could he know about any of this? 

But Ruby does appear to remember it all and just isn't going to say anything to him about it. I purposely waited until Dot and Bubble came out before posting this. I wanted to see if Ruby would mention the events of 73 Yards in it. Sure enough, she did. Although she does seem pretty hazy about the whole experience. So maybe she only vaguely recalls it. 

Future episodes might clarify these issues a bit better but I didn't want to wait too long to post this. The more new episodes come out, the more attention they will get. Speculating about 73 Yards will lose popularity. As is, people might already be saying to themselves: "Who cares anymore, Rob?!" when this actual entry does go up!    


A FEW MINOR NIGGLES:

So, just a few more quick questions that need answering: 


How can Mad Jack exist if he's just a joke that was made up by the patrons in the pub to tease Ruby? 

It's my belief that he wasn't completely made up. That there are some old legends about him that the locals in the pub chose to exploit. The fact that there are stories about him made it all-the-easier to get in on the joke. The first person to mention him knew that no one else in the room would be like: "Mad Jack?! Who's that meant to be ?!" Instead, they would be like: "Yeah! Let's scare her with some tales about Mad Jack!

The same goes, of course, for Ruby damaging the Fairy Circle. There would be superstitions about what doing such a thing causes. The locals could use this to their advantage. They would know about the "rules" that apply to fairy circles but would not, necessarily, believe in them. Nonetheless, it would still be fun to tease Ruby for breaking them. 

While the patrons of the pub are taking the piss out of Ruby, they are still drawing upon old Lore about the area as they do so. It just so happens that everything that they are citing is actually accurate! 


Why Can't Ruby hear what her Future Self is telling her when her Mom holds up the phone to her?

Hearing herself over the phone still constitutes someone from two different points in their timeline having contact. Which causes the TARDIS failsafe I mentioned earlier to kick in. A condition that the ward spell is too weak to break. During many other instances, this isn't actually a problem and a person is able to meet themselves (ie: the Brigadier in Mawdryn Undead) but this might be due to the fact that the TARDIS is old and unreliable. The failsafe breaks down from time-to-time but will also get repaired now and again. Meaning, of course, that sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't (Mind you, the TARDIS may have shut the protocol down, herself, during Mawdryn Undead knowing it would save the Doctor). So when Young Ruby tries to hear Old Ruby through her cell, the whole process triggers a sort of temporal backwash that causes the reception between the two phones to become staticky. Thus preventing proper contact. 


Will Roger ap Gwilliam still become Prime Minister? 

Probably not. He may not even exist anymore. Or, if he is born, he doesn't become Prime Minister. Or, if he does have a successful political career that makes him the leader of Britain, he won't want to blow up the world. 

The Fairy Circle managed to create a continuum where the Doctor and Ruby never damaged it. So Mad Jack never enters our world. He won't be able to create the circumstances that Ruby had to live through when the Fairy Circle broke. 

Basically, it's all an aborted timeline, now. But one that was created more through magic than technology. Which kinda makes it special! 


If it's an aborted timeline, why does the Doctor still mention him?! 

Because he is still standing close to the Fairy Circle. So the potential reality is still speaking to him. As he gets further and further away from it, he will forget all about Roger ap Gwilliam. Or, at the very least, he will remember him differently. 

It's also entirely possible that he still had to bring up the topic in order to get the whole paradox to work. Ruby needed to know about Mad Jack so that she would know to stop him in the future while she was still stuck in the aborted timeline. Particularly if my "Ruby Needed to Die a Peaceful Death" theory is accurate. She would need the "tease" the Doctor gave her to get her to foil his plans. Which, in turn, would ensure she dies under favorable circumstances. 

So the Fairy Circle allowed that little bit of information to leak in order to get all the events of the aborted timeline to flow the way they needed to. So that, in turn, the whole thing would never happen. 

Yup, definitely a complex paradox! 


The Fairy Circle is sitting outside, won't it just get broken in a nasty storm?!   

The ward spell is powerful enough to resist the effects of the elements. But an actual mortal interfering with it is too strong of a force for it to contend with. Even if the mortal damages it unintentionally. 




And ... there you go: my "two cents" on what I think happened in 73 Yards. It was such a compelling story that I had to discuss it as soon as possible in here. 

Now I'll get back to analyzing time loops.... 




 







Sunday, 5 May 2024

BOOK OF LISTS: RANKING SWANSONG STORIES

I'll start all of this off by admitting that I've already done an entry similar to this one. 

Way back in the late 1800s, I compiled a Ranking the Regenerations List. Basically, I looked at all the regenerations the Doctor had been through up to that point and arranged them in order of preference. I even added an Appendix to this list later after another regeneration had occurred. I should, in fact, go back to this list some time and make a further contribution to it since there have been another two regenerations since the Appendix! 

Anyhow, what aspect of regeneration you're meant to actually appreciate in a List like this is a fairly subjective concept. When analyzing such things, some fans only look at the very sequence, itself. Basically, they're merely thinking of the actual scene where the process takes place. Like when Seven is lying "dead" in the morgue during The Enemy Within and morphs into Eight. Or Five collapses on the floor of the console room of the TARDIS in the final moments of Caves of Androzani wondering if he might actually survive spectrox toxemia by turning into Six. 

Others view the full final story of an incarnation as what constitutes a regeneration. If they enjoyed all four parts of Logopolis, for instance, or both episodes of The End of Time, then these are "good" regenerations. 

I, however, was even more comprehensive when I compiled that List. I view a regeneration as an incarnation's final adventure and then however long the recovery process takes afterwards. For the most part, the after-effects of a regeneration usually clear up by the end of the new incarnation's first story. Ten, for instance, seems to have properly stabilized by the end of The Christmas Invasion. So I feel that Bad Wolf/Parting of the Ways/The Christmas Invasion are the full representation of that particular regeneration. 

Those were the guidelines I used all those decades ago when I took the trouble to figure out what order I appreciated all these regenerations in and put together a BOOK OF LISTS entry about it. But now I want to look at something slightly different. 

I want to analyze Swansong Stories.


WHAT'S A SWANSONG STORY? 

That second example of what some fans feel constitutes a regeneration has a different title for me. I call it a Swansong Story. "Swansong", of course, being a fancy poetic way of simply saying: "last". So The War Games or Time of the Doctor would be considered Swansong stories to me. They are that final adventure an incarnation has before submitting to the process of regeneration and allowing someone new to stand in their place. 

That definition, however, can be a bit blurry, in places. A story like The War Games puts a serious kibosh on things since we don't actually see Troughton transform into Pertwee. This allows us the room to create the whole theory of Season 6b. A concept that allows the contradictions to canon in tales like The Two and Five Doctors to work. Where it's believed that the Second Doctor ran around for quite a while after his trial and accomplished secret missions for the CIA before truly suffering his forced regeneration. Some fans now even believe that he turned into the Fugitive Doctor during that time too (still not entirely sure how that works - but who am I to poke holes in fan theories?!). So The War Games is, in some ways, not really Two's final outing. But, at the time that it was broadcast, that's what it was considered. So I'll let all that extra headcannon that we've created be cast to the wayside and accept The War Games for what it's meant to be.  

Because there's a clear and distinct difference in my head between a Swansong Story and a Regeneration, I decided to compile this second list. Taking away Robot from Planet of Spiders, for example, can make a huge difference with my levels of appreciation. Which, in turn, can cause the Swansong story to have a very different place on this list than it did when I was Ranking Regenerations. So I figured it was worth my while to write this entry. If you're really into all this, you can look at both lists and notice the various nuances.  I will even take the trouble to post links to the other List and its Appendix at the end of all this. 


EXCEPTIONS 

As is always the case, there will be some things that happened in the show that resemble what we're discussing but won't actually qualify to make the List. In something as wild and diverse as Doctor Who, there will always be exceptions of this nature. 

The first and most obvious exception would be Poor 'Ole Sixie. I suppose, if we really wanted to, we could view The Ultimate Foe as his Swansong Story. Especially since I think it's a great little two-parter that has a nice epic quality to it that a Swansong can frequently have. But it still wouldn't be entirely fair to do such a thing. We can't truly consider it a Grand Finale to the Sixth Doctor since absolutely no one knew, at the time, that this would be his last story. So Six won't get a ranking on this list.  

I also don't think that the few minutes of Seven that we get at the beginning of The Enemy Within qualifies as a Swansong, either. It's more like a protracted cameo that results in a regeneration. A Swansong, for me, constitutes a full story that sees the current Doctor changing at the end. Which is not what happens in The 96 Telemovie. So this one also won't make it into the entry. 

Finally, there's the many regenerations Tennant's Doctor goes through. A Swansong needs to legitimately transform the Doctor from one actor to another. This only truly happens in The End of Time. Tennant still gets to keep being Tennant during Stolen Earth/Journey's End and The Giggle. So only one of the three stories qualify. 

With the exceptions noted, we can now examine the twelve "proper" Swansong stories that the show has given us: 


12) THE END OF TIME  

I wouldn't quite call The End of Time legitimately awful. But I will say it comes perilously close. 

The first part is fairly passable. There are some odd choices, though. Many have remarked how the Master shooting lightning and flying through the air feels "intensely unDoctorWhoish". I find myself agreeing with the sentiment. It seems more like a sort of bad super hero movie. I'm also not sure why Time Lords are suddenly capable of smelling each other from over great distances. That was very odd, too. I get that it's was a way of trying to visually represent telepathic recognition better. But, like the lightning and the flying, it didn't really work. 

The big sappy scene in the cafe with Wilf and the Doctor was okay. But, given that they're going to have another talk like this in Part Two, it seemed a bit extraneous. We soon see what the real purpose of the scene was: marking time. 

Padding is something we see a lot of in End of Time. There is just so very little to the plot, here. Yes, it's big and exciting to see the Time Lords again. But it might have been nice to give them an actual decent story to appear in. 

Evidence of the inadequately-sized plot grows. The end of the first episode is really difficult to sit through. Yup, we get it. The Master has taken over the bodies of every human on the Earth except Wilf and Donna. But we don't need nearly ten minutes of his stupid grinning face over and over all across the world. I'm reminded of the ending of Part One of Hand of Fear. Where we have to watch Sarah Jane Smith walk endlessly through a nuclear power plant in order to pad the run-time. 

Part Two just gets worse. Very little is really happening and whatever development we do get moves sooooo slowly. There's just not enough, here. Not even for one hour. Forget about two! 

Enduring fifteen minutes of the Doctor just running around and saying bye to everyone is what finally gets me to just swear the whole thing off. This all seems especially silly since we had a gigantic former companion love-fest just a few episodes earlier in the Series Four finale. Why are we doing this again so soon?! 

There are a few things that do save the story from a "completely awful" status. Timothy Dalton is fantastic as Rassilon. He takes the very little he's been given and turns in into something very intense and interesting to watch. One can see why he is the success that he is as an actor. Also, the presence of the mysterious woman talking to Wilf is undeniably cool and even a bit touching. How she compels the Doctor to make a better choice when dealing with his foes is a brilliant moment. 

Ultimately, though, The End of Time tends to let me down. It relies too heavily on the sadness of Ten leaving and doesn't really deliver much beyond a bunch of overwrought sentimentalism. I'm not even all that fond of Tennant's final line. 

"I don't want to go." just seems a bit too whiny!     


11) PLANET OF SPIDERS 

There's a lot to like about Planet of Spiders. I always found its main theme of conquering fear regardless of the consequences to be quite powerful. The Doctor stating that message at the very end of Episode Six as he stumbles out of the TARDIS and collapses on the floor was actually quite moving.  It's a genuinely beautiful moment. 

The power struggles going on between the various human and arachnoid characters that are siding with the Great One also gives us a lot of interesting political intrigue. Particularly Lupton. The speech he delivers that explains why he sought meditation to begin with actually creates a legitimate degree of sympathy for him. The symbiotic relationship he develops with the spider on his back is also great fun to watch. 

The ongoing exploration of the powers of the blue crystals of Metebilis Three is also quite fascinating. Especially with the effects one of them has on Tommy. I also love that Tommy's pureness makes him invulnerable to the attacks of the Spiders. 

Finally, there's the Doctor's mentor. What a great role he plays in the whole adventure. Being there for his old pupil when he needed him most. 

It's all really great stuff. So why is the story second from the bottom?    

We all know why:

That damned chase sequence. 

There's still quite a bit of fun to it. It's a great hoot when Pertwee runs over the stuntman/hobo with a hovercraft. And the police officer that's trying to keep up with everything in the early stages of the chase offers some nice comic relief, too. But the sequence is just soooo long and soooo indulgent that it really does do a lot of damage to the overall entertainment value of the narrative. Especially when, as the whole thing starts to wrap up, Lupton and the Spider escape the Doctor by just teleporting away. Why didn't they just do that to begin with?!  

But, if we're being honest, it's more than just the chase scene that damages Spiders. This is another one of those notorious Pertwee Six Parters that didn't really have the material to sustain that kind of run-time. Which is why, of course, we get a gigantic time filler like the chase sequence. But we see other stuff like this. Particularly in the latter episodes. They plod along so badly, in places. The plot could have been competently handled in about three episodes. Sitting through all that extra padding makes it difficult to stay excited about the whole adventure. 

My final major gripe about this tale is that it doesn't so much use Buddhist imagery as feel like a Buddhist recruitment video! I really don't feel like Doctor Who is a show that should delve so deeply into the theology of any religion. Can the program be influenced by organized faith? Sure! Have a party! Put some Messianic imagery into that 96 Telemovie. That won't bother me in the slightest. But if McGann had suddenly turned to the camera and spent several minutes preaching about the Redemptive Blood of Jesus - then I would've taken serious issue with that. Planet of Spiders, however, does get up on a bit of pulpit regarding Barry Letts' own spiritual beliefs (yes, I know Buddhists don't actually preach from a pulpit - but I think you take my point!). 

While there's a lot to like about this story, it also does a lot to shoot itself in the foot. Which causes the whole thing to finish up quite low in these rankings.  


10) DAY OF THE DOCTOR 

Probably Day of the Doctor's biggest problem when you put it in this category is that it is, technically, a Swansong story - it just doesn't feel like one! It's a great anniversary tale. An awesome multi-incarnation adventure. But we almost don't notice the fact that we are saying goodbye to one of the Doctors, here, too. 

Like the incarnation immediately before him, the Reign of the War Doctor is a short one. But, while Moff went out of his way to give Eight a very special send-off, the War Doctor's regeneration is added almost as an afterthought. It felt like the Head Writer was trying to be a completist more than anything. He didn't want another Doctor to go without a proper regeneration scene so he dropped the sequence in just after War says bye to Ten and Eleven. 

There is just so much else going on in Day of the Doctor that we can't really give much attention to the fact that this is also meant to be the War Doctor's last great hoorah. It does almost feel like another special mini-sode should have been made where John Hurt was brought back for just a little bit longer. Rather than be given something that lasted less than a minute where he just paraphrases Hartnell and then makes a goofy joke about ears for his final line (albeit, it's still a good last line!). 

Day of the Doctor is a really great story. But it doesn't really take the time to tackle the War Doctor's departure. I'm sure hiring Hurt wasn't cheap. Getting him to come in and film extra footage for a special mini-sode of his own would have probably been a bit costly. But it was the 50th Anniversary. BBC could have forked out just a bit more cash for a show that has made them so much money for so long. This would have worked better as a send-off for this incarnation. It also would have given the Anniversary Special some nice bookends. A mini-sode on each side! 

In defense of Day of the Doctor, they do still give the War Doctor a nice little arc throughout the course of the plot. He's an incarnation of the Time Lord who doesn't believe he can live up to the name he's given himself. But, as the story reaches its conclusion, he realizes he is the Doctor, after all. Just like all the others. This does help the tale feel just a little bit more like a proper Swansong. 

Which is why it doesn't quite sit at the bottom of this list. Had it just been a quick regeneration scene right before the Tom Baker cameo and nothing else, it would have finished last. Thankfully, it's a bit more than that. 


9) TIME OF THE DOCTOR 

It should be noted that the next four stories are so close in quality that they're quite interchangeable. Their positions on this list could, easily, re-arrange at any given time. It all depends on my mood, really. Sometimes, I just like a certain story better than the other three for a while. So it gets bumped up until my tastes shift again! So where I am currently ranking these next four tales can be considered transient, at best. Fifth place will, of course, always remain consistent. But Ninth to Sixth can easily swap around! 

There is no other Swansong story that deals more with wrapping up loose threads than Time of the Doctor. All three seasons of Eleven's tenure have been leading up to this moment. There has been so much foreshadowing and clues and unanswered questions. They all need to get resolved in this final hour of his existence. 

Moff took a huge risk, here. He pushed wibbly-wobbly timey-whimey to its ultimate extreme. Making sure that there would be an adequate pay-off to all the mystery he'd built up was going to be difficult to accomplish. As the Swansong approached, I thought of shows like Lost. It had done something similar to this. But its final conclusion where it tried to answer all the questions it had created seemed largely unsatisfactory to its fans. And I wondered if the same thing would happen, here. 

Impressively enough, Time of the Doctor does resolve all of its arcs quite nicely. It even remembers to show us what the Doctor saw behind his door during God Complex! In this sense, I'm quite happy with what this episode delivers. 

There are some other aspects to the story that don't work so well. It makes a few odd choices: The Doctor running around naked in front of Clara. Or a wooden Cybermen. Those are the bigger ones that come to mind. It also feels just a bit too light on plot. Like we needed something just a little bit more than the Doctor defending a town called Christmas. 

But there are also quite a few things to like about Time. Once more, I appreciate how Moff subverts expectations.  Everyone was thinking the Battle of Trenzalore would be so huge and epic. But I do enjoy the fact that the conflict is so much simpler than we fancied it to be. It's just about defending a simple little town called Christmas. I know I'm, technically, contradicting myself, here. But it is possible to dislike and like something at the same time! What the story really needed was just one more subplot. Something that fills things out a bit better but still doesn't draw away from the beauty of its simplicity.  

Most significantly, I'm really happy with how Moff faces the problem of the Doctor no longer being able to regenerate and deals with it. Lesser writers would have done all they could to avoid the matter! 

So, yes, Time of the Doctor is a bit of a mixed bag. But, overall, it's quite solid.  


8) THE WAR GAMES 

The War Games begins a tradition in Swansong stories that continues to this day. The production team makes the decision that, since the latest lead actor is leaving, they should make it a big deal. So they have the current Doctor go out on a high note. He saves the entire Earth from some huge diabolical plot to either conquer or destroy it. Or, they go for really big stakes and he prevents a Universal Catastrophe. Yes, these things can also happen during a particularly non-important event in the middle of a season. But, because the Doctor "dies" in this particular story, it all feels more special.   

Troughton's Final Tale is a huge sprawling epic that begins as a period piece with intriguing anachronisms and evolves into an intense hard sci fi adventure with the fate of the Galaxy at stake. But a big nasty threat to the cosmos was not going to be enough for this send-off. The story also reveals a significant portion of the Doctor's origins. Essentially, The War Games is a legitimate milestone in the show's canon. 

As great as this story is, it has one fatal flaw: Ten episodes is just too damned long. It is just bit too much to sit through. Not a lot. But a bit. Admittedly, I really only put it on if I'm using it for research purposes for this blog. It's rare that I sit through it purely for enjoyment. 

I get that there were problems with other stories in the season and that they needed to draw this one out to compensate for them. They did get away with eight episodes earlier in the year. The Invasion is very engaging. But The War Games doesn't quite pull it off. It might have been nicer if it had been whittled down to six episodes and another four-parter had been cobbled together. I'm guessing that, for whatever reason, this was impossible to do and there was no choice but to go the way they did. 

I can't pick on War Games too hard for its run-time, though. It still propels itself along quite well and uses very little padding. For the most part, the plot is always advancing. With little or no capturing-and-escaping or other such tricks to fill things out. 

Which is why the story does end up doing decently on this list. In some ways, it is too long. But, to its credit, it never actually drags much. I'm not sure how it's possible to have both these traits at once. But The War Games manages to accomplish this!


7) WORLD ENOUGH AND TIME/THE DOCTOR FALLS/TWICE UPON A TIME

I had quite the debate with myself over this one. I could, technically, view Twelve's Swansong as just being Twice Upon a Time. If I did, it would be in a very different place on this list. 

But it does also feel like it's the last installment in a Three Parter. World Enough and Time does open with Twelve arriving in the Arctic, dropping to his knees and starting to regenerate. The Doctor Falls, of course, gets us back there. Thus setting things up for the bridge into Twice Upon a Time.  Quite a bit of attention, in general, is given to the Doctor holding back his regeneration during Doctor Falls. Which, again, links in nicely with the episode that follows it. 

At the same time, Twice Upon a Time can be considered its own separate adventure. It takes place in a completely different location from the two prior episodes and introduces a whole new plot. We could legitimately see the links in World and Falls to be merely tenuous if we really wanted to. 

So this was my quandary: what do I consider to be Twelve's "proper" Swansong? Deciding that it's a single episode or a Three Parter would have a serious impact on its ranking. 

After much consideration, I went with the Three Parter approach. 

It's a pretty simple analysis, really. World Enough and Time and The Doctor Falls are incredible. Had Twelve turned into Thirteen at the conclusion and the Christmas Special was something else entirely, this story would have been even closer to the top on this list. These two episodes are just that good. 

Twice Upon a Time is, by no means, an awful story. But it certainly drags things down a bit. It had the potential to be just as awesome as World and Falls since it was a multi-incarnation story. But there were problems with how One was being portrayed. And the plot is, perhaps, just a tad too light. Giving the whole tale a slightly lackluster feel. Which causes Twelve's Swansong to lose some considerable traction. Because of Twice Upon a Time, it sits considerably lower in my rankings. 

I won't deny, however, that Twelve's final moments in the console room is the best farewell scene an incarnation has ever gotten (thus far, at least). Moff writes a fantastic monologue and Capaldi performs it to perfection. It all looks absolutely gorgeous. Oddly enough, some fans complain about the bit where the Doctor claims that certain children know his name. I'm not sure why, though. It's actually my favorite part! 


6) THE TENTH PLANET

The One that started it all. The Tenth Planet may feel a little clumsy, in places, but it still has a very fun energy to it. Part of its charm is definitely caused by a sort of retrospective enjoyment. Every fan knows the importance of this story so we can't help but be a bit excited about it.  Particularly as we watch it for the first time. 

But, beyond that, it's still a pretty decent tale. Especially since it uses several conventions that we haven't really seen in the show yet. It's the first story, for instance, that takes place in the near future. Up until this adventure, everything on Earth was either in the distant past, the present day or the far-flung future. It was interesting to dip just a few years ahead of the transmission date (and laugh just a little bit at how Snowcap Base still used a film projector - surely they would have had a TV and VCR?!) It's also the first time that the entire world is confronted with undeniable evidence of extra-terrestrial life. Everyone around the globe is aware that Mondas has entered its orbit and the Cybermen seem to make their presence known to all of the Earth. Prior to this, invasions of our planet during had been much more covert. 

I have discussed, before, the General Gripe that people have with this story. They feel as though Hartnell's Doctor should have had a stronger presence in the plot. They tend to be particularly upset that he ducks out for all of Part Three. But I think emphasizing his frailty during his final hours works just fine. I also think he actually does still have a decent role to play in the whole thing. In the end, it is still his advice that results in the destruction of Mondas. 

If I have any real issue with the whole thing, it's the fact that this is also the very first Cybermen story. In some ways, that does almost take away from the potence of Hartnell's departure. The Cybermen return as often as they do because they really are very effective monsters. Giving us such an engaging alien species while the Doctor is meant to be regenerating legitimately distracts us! However, it also makes this Swansong story that much more exciting. So I won't complain too much! 

In the end, there might still have been better ways to write Hartnell out. But Tenth Planet remains a very exciting tale that starts off an ongoing tradition in the show that will keep it fresh and exciting for many years to come. That fact, alone, always makes it a great watch. But it's a pretty decent story, too.  


5) CAVES OF ANDROZANI 

Still considered by many fans to be the best Doctor Who story ever. It should, no doubt, also rank as a top Swansong tale. I, myself, do enjoy Caves of Androzani. But, as you can see, I don't think of it as highly as most do.

Caves is, perhaps, one of the most riveting and engaging Doctor Who stories ever made. Both the writing and direction are excellent. Davison seems to realize he's got a Classic on his hands and really puts in an incredible performance. Of course, this being the last time he would play the role (aside from the multi-incarnation stuff that would come along later), would also be influencing him to try that little bit harder. I do resent, however, the people who say things like: "The Fifth Doctor was finally good in this story and then he had to go!" He was excellent the whole time. I like him better than most. 

So why does Caves only come in at fifth place if it's meant to be so awesome? 

I did write a Greatest Hits entry that explains my slight disdain for this story (https://robtymec.blogspot.com/2022/07/unadulterated-boorish-opinion-more.html). If you don't want to go read it, I'll summarize by explaining that I find that things tend to fall apart quite badly during Part Four. 

Caves of Androzani gives us another one of those "end-of-story supporting cast slaughterfests" that frequently took place when Eric Saward was script editor for the show. I moan about these endlessly. They're, basically, the cheapest way to resolve all the major conflicts in the plot of a story. You just kill off most of the guest cast rather than actually come up with a clever solution to it all. It's a bit of a disappointment, really. 

Now, those other three episodes are absolutely incredible. Particularly the cliffhanger to Part Three. Davison is excellent as he shouts away at Stotz through a hole in the door. It's one of the most intense scenes in the show's history. If the last part had maintained that level of quality then this would be Number One on this list. 

Sadly, however, the story doesn't get the best of endings. But, because so much of it is still so brilliant, it can hold a respectable ranking. 

 

4) NIGHT OF THE DOCTOR 

When I compiled my Ranking the Regenerations List, Night of the Doctor had only recently come out. It made it pretty far up the list. After a bit of time, I wondered if it was the fact that I was so excited to finally get to see the Eighth Doctor regenerate that had influenced my judgement. That the mini-sode wasn't anything that special. That it was more about having my fannish cravings satisfied than the quality of the content that caused me to appreciate it so much. 

Ten years have passed since the mini-sode was released. At this point, the fanboy excitement has definitely settled down. However, even though it's barely eight minutes, Night of the Doctor still stands up really damn well! It's a quick, simple story that's very well-told. So much so, that it genuinely does beat a lot of the full length swansong stories that came out before and after it. 

If you read my last entry about multi-incarnation adventures, you'll recall the phenomenon of "misremembering" that I discussed in it. For those that didn't catch it: it's when a previous incarnation is brought back but is not written in a way that lines up with how they actually behaved when they were considered "the current Doctor". While I didn't state it outright, Moff is most guilty of committing this crime. Both Time Crash and Twice Upon a Time display pretty glaring examples of this.   

Night of the Doctor, however, is definitely one of those times where Moff did not "misremember" a thing. In fact, it's my guess that he watched The Enemy Within a few times before writing any of that script. In just a handful of minutes, the Eighth Doctor displays several of the key traits he had in his only televised adventure. Moff actually does a fantastic job of distilling his essence. 

And then there's McGann's actual performance. His memory seems as good as the writer's! Although I do like how he gives his performance a much more mellow edge. It insinuates that some time has passed since we witnessed his "birth" in 1996. McGann makes such a brilliant choice with such a subtle re-interpretation of the role. I also like that there were slight alterations to his costume. This Doctor has definitely changed things up a bit over the years. 

What makes this swansong the most interesting is that is tinged with a sense of failure. Even a story  like Caves of Androzani feels triumphant for the Fifth Doctor. While he does nothing to actually improve the conflict in that particular adventure, he still manages to save Peri's life by sacrificing his own. Which really does overshadow the futility of his presence in the whole plot. But this isn't really the case for Night of the Doctor. While the choice he is making will, eventually, save all of Time and Space, it still feels like a bad one. We respected the Doctor more when he was refusing to participate in the Time Wars. But, in the end, he ends his eighth life by choosing to take part in something that will only diminish him. And, quite possibly, scar him for the rest of his long existence. 

I love that, for once, a Doctor is allowed to go out on such a sour note. A swansong is usually a celebration of all that is noble and good about that particular incarnation. But it's not what we get this time. And I think that is both a bold and awesome choice. 


3) BAD WOLF/PARTING OF THE WAYS 

The first Swansong of the New Series. This thing needed to land well or all the new fans that the show had garnered would have a difficult time accepting the concept of regeneration and might not stick with things after Eccleston was gone. Fortunately, Bad Wolf/Parting of the Ways is absolutely brilliant. 

Like Power of the Doctor, a lot of arcs get wrapped up, here. Probably even more than what we got in Power, in fact. Which is pretty impressive when you think about it. Jodie's era was three seasons. Whereas Chris' was only one. It's quite amazing that RTD could weave so many threads in such a short time. 

Several of these arcs involve the major characters that we've been following throughout the season. Jackie accepts that the Doctor is actually a positive influence in her daughter's life. Mickey comes to terms with the fact that it's truly over between him and his girlfriend. Rose decides to stop drifting through her life and stand up and make a difference. It's all great stuff. 

But the most significant ongoing storyline that gets resolved takes place within the Doctor, himself. At last, he's able to face all of his survivor guilt and truly heal from it. In a scenario similar to when he had to use The Moment to wipe out the Daleks and the Time Lords, he makes a better choice. Instead of being an agent of destruction, he decides to be a coward. He refuses to let the ends justify the means. And, because of this, he's able to let go of all the shame that has been plaguing him. It's a great moment. Particularly since we hadn't actually seen the act he'd committed that was haunting him so much. RTD's writing and Eccleston's acting, however, conveys everything that we needed to know about the situation. 

Having Rose stare into the Heart of the TARDIS is, perhaps, a bit too much of a Deus ex-machina. But it's still a pretty cool one. And Nine's final moments in the console room are quite touching. His era was way too short. But it really was fantastic. 


2) LOGOPOLIS 

Up until recently, I considered this to be the best Swansong the show ever had. It's still really only about a smidgeon behind the true victor. 

I've said it on many occasions: I find Tom Baker to be overrated. He oozes a ridiculous amount of charm and really did inhabit the part. But there are plenty of actors who I like way more as the Doctor. I feel that they treated the role with much more focus and even effort than he did. This becomes particularly evident in Seasons Sixteen and Seventeen. Where Baker really does seem to be all over the place. Like he was just coming to the shoot every day, goofing off and not really getting much of anything accomplished. 

If he'd been employed in an office rather than starring in a show, Management would have wanted to fire him for his lack of productivity. But they would have been reluctant to because his long history with the company would represent an expensive severance package! We've all worked with people who have taken full advantage of such a situation and just totally screw off throughout the workday (or, perhaps, we're that person!). Baker causes an entire two seasons of the show to resemble this dynamic. Like we're just watching the misadventures of the Office Goof.  

Having said all that, the guy still put in a solid amount of time playing the part. Many fans do consider him to be the purest distillation of the character. The greatest Doctor of them all. 

Which means that, regardless of my own feelings, I do still feel that he needed the most grandiose of send-offs. I recognize the presence that he has in the show's history and how much he has contributed to the success of Doctor Who, in general. That merits an impressive final outing. 

Logopolis more-than-gives him the departure he deserves. In fact, all of Season Eighteen sets things up for his final adventure. The stories become darker and darker in tone. The theme of entropy becomes more and more prevalent. His previous companions get phased out for newer ones that are destined for his successor. They even bring back his greatest rival and make him instrumental in the transition to his next incarnation. It's all set up quite beautifully. And it's not done in the way New Who constructs these sort of things. It's not about big massive story arcs being resolved. It's about moods and atmosphere propelling things along to their final conclusion.  

Logopolis, itself, is the ultimate linchpin in all of this. It's not uncommon for a build-up like this to fall flat on its ass when it gets to the end (Game of Thrones being one of the clearer examples of such a phenomenon). But Logopolis lives up to all of its expectations - and then some. 

While some fans complain of how much Baker is restrained in Season Eighteen, I think it was the best choice Production could have made. His departure feels very distinguished. Basically, it's given the respect it deserves. Imagine how terrible it would have all looked if he'd still been larking about like a fool throughout his finale. 

Instead, it really did feel like we were attending a funeral. The actual service is very gripping and intense - but we're still there to honor someone's passing. In fact, the whole story draws a perfect balance between seeing Baker off but still giving us a really spectacular plot. 

Logopolis also gives us the absolute best soundtrack in the show's history. The music is almost its own character in the story. It has such beautiful dark and melancholic strains to it. So many chilling moments become all-the-more potent because of the music being played behind it. Like when Four sees the Watcher for the first time. 

Which leads us to another element that makes Logopolis so ridiculously cool. We never fully understand the exact nature of the Watcher (we imagine he's something similar to what K'anpo was able to create in Planet of Spiders), but he's still an awesome concept. His presence throughout the story really enhances the whole solemness of the Fourth Doctor's final moments.  The gold energy effect we now get in New Who when a Time Lord regenerates does look nice. But it will never look as great as when the Watcher merges with Tom Baker and turns into Peter Davison. Even if the whole sequence was done on a cheap budget! 


1) POWER OF THE DOCTOR

Fair Warning: If Power of the Doctor. somehow, figures into any of these countdowns - expect it to rank highly! There is just so much of this story that I absolutely love. Here, of course, it makes it all the way to the top. And it totally deserves the position. 

It's not just a great final story. It's also everything that Jodie's era has been leading up to. From the much more simple and straightforward stories of Series Eleven to the many twists and turns during Flux. This is the culmination of it all. And it's executed brilliantly. I especially enjoyed some of the really super-clever stuff that Chibnall did. Like creating Cyber-Masters a season-or-so previously so that their regeneration energy could be used to reverse the Doctor's forced regeneration. I love when that sort of plotting is done throughout the course of an era. It's a bit like the Doctor's hand during the RTD period.  But Chibnall's arc was considerably less ham-fisted (yup, I said it: Chibnall wrote something better than RTD did!). 

Now, I know what some of you might be saying: 

"But Rob!" you like to point out, "This isn't the only swansong story that brings various arcs to their ultimate culmination. Just look at the Eleventh Doctor!

And, of course, at some point during this list I did! 

Quite simply, other Swansong tales that have sewn up arcs don't do it quite as well as Power of the Doctor did. I really do feel that they built things up beautifully over Jodie's three seasons and then brought it all to a fantastic conclusion. I seem to recall hearing that it was originally meant to be a five-year plan. But Covid put paid to that. Chibnall, however, still ended up doing a great job of compressing things. 

Of course, Power of the Doctor is chocked full of fan service. Soooooo much fan service! We've got the Doctor's three worst enemies working together. About a half-dozen old companions showing up (some only for a brief cameo in the support group scene - but it was still awesome to see William Russell there!). We've got an outlandish costume from the Master that harkens back to several different incarnations of the Doctor. And, finally, there's some totally awesome multi-incarnation action (which I've discussed quite thoroughly in the last entry). It don't get much more fan-servicey than this, folks!  

Such gestures can be a tricky thing in New Who. Half the time, it's quite beautiful. Like, say, The Doctor's Wife. The other half of the time - not so much! This is one of those occasions where they get it right. Everything feels appropriately respectful to elements of the show's past rather than cheap and gimmicky. 

Thirteen's final moments are also very well-crafted. A great mix between the regret of another body losing its existence and the courage the Doctor musters as he/she moves through the latest change. There's a great balance to it all. Thirteen is sad that she must end, but hopeful towards the future. The perfect attitude for an incarnation to bow out on. 

There's so little fault that I can find with Power of the Doctor (the Daleks come perilously close to being extraneous - that's really about it!). Otherwise, it is a perfect sequence of events involving many nods from the past that all come together to tell one last magnificent tale for a greatly-underrated incarnation. 



And thus, another gigantic list concludes. 

If you're thinking: "That was nice but I need more lists!", then here's my Ranking the Regenerations entry: 

https://robtymec.blogspot.com/2015/03/the-book-of-lists-ranking-regenarations.html

And its Appendix: 

https://robtymec.blogspot.com/2020/12/book-of-lists-appendix-1-ranking.html

You can see that some of the regenerations hold a very different position than the Swansongs they contain because of the "New Doctor" story that follows them. In fact, my next list might just be me ranking how I like all the New Doctor stories. 

Hmmm.... 


Just for a bit of extra fun, here's a link to something I wrote about on how to "properly" watch all the Doctor's regenerations: 

https://robtymec.blogspot.com/2021/05/complete-and-utter-silliness-how-to.html